Humour: SPELL CHEQUER
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
You're sure real glad two no.
It's very polished in its weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours over every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line
Butt now when wee dew have a laps
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such great flare
There are know faults in awl this peace
Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That's why eye brake in two averse
Cuss Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.