Have Some Fun

Bad headlines, quizzes, Simon's humour

Simon was serious about craft and not serious about much else. These pieces are the lighter ones: bad headlines he collected, the quizzes, the pieces about why English is crazy, and the oddities he couldn't resist sharing.

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Australia Quiz

Your Australia Quiz SELF-SCORING QUIZ compiled by Simon Townsend Student's name ????????????????????? At The End, Please Score...

Euphemisms: A Quiz

Send Back To Simon . . . But Only With Your Next Assignment Euphemisms . . . the use of a mild, vague or over-polite word or...

How accurate are you quiz

SELF-SCORING QUIZ How accurate are you? You MUST send to Simon How much do you care about accuracy? Are you extremely determined...

How determined are you quiz

Student's name ?????????????????????? How determined are you? Send to Simon with next assignment How determined are you to GET...

Humor - Bad headlines

Humor: BAD HEADLINES Grandmother of eight makes hole in one Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing Police begin campaign to run...

Humor - English is crazy

Humour: ENGLISH IS CRAZY Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither...

Humor - Spell chequer

Humour: SPELL CHEQUER Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin...

Humor writing

Humour writing in journalism Writing humorous journalism is incredibly hard. Have you read the journalism of Maureen Dowd, Imre...

Language Quiz

You MUST SEND WITH NEXT ASSIGNMENT, NOT ON ITS OWN LANGUAGE QUIZ Student's Name: ?????????????????? Self-scoring quiz [Name] was...

Time mangement skills

Republished and adapted with permission of the University of Perth (c) 2006 Time management in journalism studies Are you an...

Your phone mannner quiz

Do not return this questionnaire separately: Your phone manner All journalists - fulltime, casual or freelancers - obtain most of...